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itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

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a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

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i3troyler:

samdesantis:

a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself

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saybyebyepond:

I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.

And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy

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anostalgicnerd:

Duloc is the perfect place.

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Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’

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ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

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justdia:

Meet 9-year-old Joshua. He recently had to go in for surgery and was so nervous that he brought along his stuffed wolf. The wolf had a tear in its leg, so Joshua asked if his doctor could do a wolf surgery too. His parents said ‘no.’

But when they walked into the recovery room to see their son, they discovered the little wolf laying next to him; this time, with a surgical mask, a little cast, and surgical quality sutures in his leg.

We think the entire surgical staff deserves some serious respect and love for this act of kindness.

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mercilessraven:

You know what Hiddleston … .

Okay, he always acts surprised and awed by how many of his fans think he’s super sexy, and he doesn’t understand his sex appeal … 

I CALL BULLSHIT!

He knows exactly what he’s doing to us and these and pictures like them are proof of that. This is cruel and unusual punishment.

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